1. It’s a tool.
2. Better than one of those foofy, puffy things.
3. I wanted one of those foofy, puffy things.
4. I expect the experience to be similar to the commercial.
5. Compensation for my new “ride”.
Update – 8/19/2015: I still use this product.
Take me baby. Take me now.
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